1 de maio

O sujeito vê uma placa: “Precisa-se de assistente de Ginecologista”.
Ele entra e pede mais informações. A atendente explica:
– É muito simples. O trabalho consiste em preparar as pacientes para o exame. Você deverá ajudá-las a se despir, fazer uma depilação nos pelos púbicos com gilete e depois passar um creme suavizante. O salário é de R$ 3.000,00, com carteira assinada e benefícios, mas você vai ter que ir até Santos.
O sujeito fica todo animado:
– Puxa, que legal! E Santos fica só a 80 km. de São Paulo. O emprego é lá?
– Não. Lá é onde está o fim da fila.

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