O médico da família pergunta ao paciente:
– Seu Antonio, quantas vezes por semana o sr. faz sexo com sua mulher?
– Duas.
– Duas? Mas outro dia sua mulher esteve aqui e me disse que fazia sexo de 10 a 15 vezes por semana.
– Sim, é verdade, mas isso é só até a gente terminar de pagar o apartamento.
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