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janeiro 13th, 2015 at 9:30
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Um padre parou seu carro por falta de gasolina, e pediu a um homem ateu que ia passando que lhe arranjasse 2 litros de gasosa.
O homem então provocou: “Ué, mas você não acredita milagres? Posso te arranjar 2 litros de água, dai você coloca no tanque e veja se transforma em gasolina.”
O padre aceitou e abasteceu o carro com água, e quando ele ligou o carro, saiu dirigindo normalmente. O ateu assistiu a cena perplexo.
Como isso foi possible?
DICA: Não, não aconteceu nenhum milagre, isso está mais para uma explicação fFísica.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 10:39
Sou mais o nego juruna do Xico Tripa fazendo o sujo de iodo- do Zé da Rosca
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 11:37
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janeiro 13th, 2015 at 11:39
(1) ….eu vou morrer e não vou ver tudo…
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 11:43
AINDA NÃO DORMI DIREITO , LOGO DE MANHÃ a TV CLUBE estavam me ligando para fazer uma reportagem COMIGO, disse que podia vir , e eles fizeram a reportagem , acabaram de sair , agora eles vão editar e vão passar ainda hoje no JORNAL DA TV CLUBE AS 6 HORAS depois do DATENA,quem quiser assistir é hoje , se for fora da região acho que pega pelo TV A CABO, AGORA VOU DORMIR um pouco estou cansado.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 12:35
O PLAY BOY vai ME pegar
Bem na calada da noite
vai ME levar pro cafofo
ME dar surra de açoite
quando a noite aflorar
o play boy vai ME carcar
e o bicho vai pegar.
E a MINHA TV A CABO
VOU DORMIR POIS TOU CANSADO
DE DAR O RABO A NOITE TODA
PRO MORENO DO MEU LADO
BABAVA MAIS QUE UM JUMENTO
ELE MOSTRO A CHIBATA
EU LHE DISSE ESSA AGUENTO
TOQUEI-LHE UMA FURIOSA
ENTÃO FIZ UM PICOLÉ
DO DEPOIS É QUE SENTEI
POIS ATÉ QUASE GOZEI.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 12:52
a noite vou ver a tv e um cabo atochado.
e eu garrado na construção do prédio,
com sol forte na cabeça,
e com pensamentos na noite que promete muito.
vou soltar a bicharada que existe dentro de mim
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 13:22
MARINGÁ
Ontem eu fui ao shopping e notei uma loja da Dudalina. Aí fui lá dar uma olhadinha. Caramba! Tudo muito bonito mesmo. Você tem muito bom gosto.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 13:58
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janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:00
Vocês notaram a modéstia do Zé- disse que vinha aqui no blog
só para desopilar- que ele está em outra dimensão, é muito bicha esse cara.
Tá em outra, tá é no cacete.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:07
Ei Zé- tu não leu : a Martaxa abriu o leque e destilou por enquanto só um pouco de veneno, e ela fala essas coisas com aquela cara de debochada, mais entendendo que é com simplicidade, gostou do que leu?
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:11
Do Brás a única coisa que me lembro é de uma mulher que tinha
uma casa de zona- a Maria do Brás.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:22
nossa estou com um rasgo enorme,
curuiiiiiiizzzzzzzzz,
é que fui depilar minha lindas pernas com uma gillete
meio cega e me cortei, fez um estrago danado
agora estou com um rasgo cheio de sangue
ninguém vai me querer hoje
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:24
1 ► Isso é coisa de pescador Maringá.
Explico, pescador é como se chama o dispositivo colocado no tanque para captar o combustível. Afim de que não entupa o pequeno filtro em sua ponta ele é colocado a alguns centímetros acima do fundo do tanque.
O combustível que estava na parte inferior (abaixo do pescador), não se mistura com a água, fica por cima e é conduzido pela bomba até a câmera de explosão. Vá até o posto mais próximo e complete o taque, mas vá devagar.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:26
Um pouco do Brass pro Pinduca conhecer.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:26
TARDE TRIBUNA, se der eu volto.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:27
Quanta gente com sorrisinho safado no rosto… Dano-se Feliciano‼
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:32
Zé Luís,
como vai a JJCom ? faz tempo que não aparecia e não tenho visto comentários a respeito
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 14:45
Tremendão cantando de um jeito que poucos conhecem
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 15:07
CHASSI INFERRUJADO, HOJE ESTA EMPRESA PERTENCE AO GIGANTE LÁ DE MATÃO, NÃO TENHO MAIS A SOCIEDADE.
APESAR DELE TER UM CARINHO ENORME POR MIM, MAS PASSADO É PASSADO.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 15:11
Esta eu acho que todo mundo gosta:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 15:51
20 é FAKE .
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 15:54
18 CHASSIS DE CAMINHÃO , SE QUIZER SABER MAIS SOBRE A JJCOM , assiste hoje o JORNAL DA CLUBE EM RP , VAI PASSAR A JJCOM RP E A JJCOM BÉLGICA , http://WWW.JJCOM.BE. …..PINDUCA CUIDA COMIGO ,KKKKKKKKKKKKKK
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 15:56
é que eu estou uma bichona hoje entendeu ZÉ.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 16:18
Qual o coletivo de viadinhos>
Manada!
Pronto , a tribuna hoje está fervendo. tem leão na espreita.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 17:04
8. Lucia querida
Dudalina é legal sim, mas também dê uma olhada nas camisas Aramis,
tem umas muito legais também.
14. Pescador sem vara, acertou a cuestão.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 17:34
O 1- ERA UMA QUESTÃO.PENSEI QUE FOSSE UMA ANEDOTA. iiiiii
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 17:36
Aramis é.
O Zé topa ganhar uma de presente da cor branco- que é a que ele mais usa, em troca ele te manda aquele aparelhinho multiuso que ele está bolando.
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 17:47
Maringá – chegou no Brás casquinha como ele não quis deixar o carro mais ficou sabendo do preço, A que horas o Maringá esteve lá ?
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 21:03
Sou inocente, não sei de nada..
Cumpadi é quem sabe…aliás ele sabe tudo…
Sabe que o Cisco é bixa..
Sabe que o Pinduca morde a fronha….
Sabe que a Skol mata a sede…
Sabe que a Skol vai ser presa..
Ué, por que? Uau, sô porque matou a sede…
Boa noite!!!hiiiiii
janeiro 13th, 2015 at 21:15
Ta´bom, o Maringá dá o recado dele, e o Pinduca é que leva o pato.
Daqui a pouco, tu apareces com a rosca dilatada vai por a culpa no Pinduca, assim é fácil.
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